Inspired by Jack Prelutsky
Homework, you suck
You smell like poo
I wish you could know
How much I hate you
I wish you would just go and die
I’d rather eat fish eyeball pie
I would be so happy if you were gone
I really want you to drown in a pond
Leave me alone
Let me be
Or I’ll lock you in a safe
With a special key
You’ll be gone forever
I can’t wait until that day
When you are gone I’ll be so happy
I’ll jump and yell “Horray!”


