I Hate Homework

Inspired by Jack Prelutsky

Homework, you suck
You smell like poo
I wish you could know
How much I hate you

I wish you would just go and die
I’d rather eat fish eyeball pie
I would be so happy if you were gone
I really want you to drown in a pond

Leave me alone
Let me be
Or I’ll lock you in a safe
With a special key

You’ll be gone forever
I can’t wait until that day
When you are gone I’ll be so happy
I’ll jump and yell “Horray!”

By baileyw22

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is tomorrow! I can’t wait! One of my favorite parts about Thanksgiving is all the yummy food :) ! My favorite food is my grandma’s homemade noodles. This year, I have to make them, though because she is in Montana and I’m the only other person that knows the secret recipe. Since she isn’t going to be here, we will only be going to my Grandma Debbie’s house this year.

Another thing that I really like about Thanksgiving is seeing all my family. My uncle lives in New York, and him and his fiance usually come to Grandma Debbie’s. They are not coming this year, though :( . Oh well. I still get to see them at Christmas. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?

Image from http://dreaminginenglish-be.blogspot.com/2010/11/bit-of-history-about-thanksgiving.html

By baileyw22

The Car Crash

Driving,
Close
Just a few more miles
At the stop light

Red, then green
We move forward
It all happened so fast,
It hit us

The car, spinning
Throbbing pain
In my head
Screaming

Then, blackness
Opening my eyes
Realizing
I’m in an ambulance

Frightened
Trying to get up
Hearing a voice
Telling me to calm down

Seeing my dad
And feeling better
But still frightened
In the hospital

Blood
On my face
I hear the doctor
And my family

I’m alright
Just a little cut
They glue it together
And I’m better

By baileyw22

Rainbows

You only come out after it rains
Kind of like a worm
But much more beautiful
With shining colors
Reflecting in the sun

You have many colors
Red, orange, yellow
Green, blue
Indigo and Violet

So amazing
Up in the sky
I can hardly see you
But I know you’re there

By baileyw22

The Zebra Wall

I am reading a book called The Zebra Wall by Kevin Henkes. In the book there is a girl named Adine. She has four younger sisters named Bernice, Carla, Dot, and Effie. Their mom is having another baby and it’s name is going to start with an F. They all expected a girl because they have five girls already, but it’s a boy! They are trying to decide what it’s name should be. Should it still start with an F?

Adine’s Aunt Irene comes to help out with the baby and Adine hates her Aunt Irene. Aunt Irene was only supposed to stay for 3 weeks but it has been 3 months and she’s still there. Adine thinks Irene is really annoying. Irene reminds me of my Aunt Sue :P .

Adine and her sisters drew pictures of Aunt Irene and her cat, Deedee. They also wrote mean stuff about them. Adine puts the drawings in her sock drawer, but the next morning they’re gone! I am excited to see what happens next.

Image from http://www.education.wisc.edu/ccbc/authors/henkes/main.asp

By baileyw22